 Hello, my name is Professor I.N.Stein, and incase you haven’t figured it out by now, I am the true genius behind the Arch Rivals troupe. Currently, the other troupe members only allow me to participate in one improv game called "Professor-Know-It-All", but I think it’s because they are jealous of my combination of quick wit and handsome face. But that’s okay, you see, because I have very poor vision anyway and I refuse to wear my glasses. Why don’t I wear them you ask? How could I look as sexy as I do when I wear glasses? I must tell you that I am also the ladies man of the troupe. Yes, it is true, and if you don’t believe me, here is the proof! See for yourself. 
Ah yes, just one of the thousands that I have pursued in my days with the Arch Rivals. She just couldn’t resist my studly physique. But back to "Professor-Know-It-All", for those of you who do not know the story, I will tell you now. Many years ago, I was working in my experimental laboratory when three of Arch Rival troupe members came to visit me. By pure accident, I was able to combine the three mediocre brains of the troupe members into one exceptional brain! It was astonishing! It was the most intelligent being of all time, thus I named him Professor-Know-It-All. I was going to be famous and have lots of money for my creation. However, because the three brains that were used in making the professor belonged to the Arch Rivals comedy troupe, the courts decided that the professor would then belong to them as well. So as you can see, the most sophisticated, intelligent being on this planet must reside with the Arch Rivals, who parade him around to their silly little improv shows and make him answer the most ridiculous questions so that people will laugh at him. I was outraged and demanded that I become part of the Arch Rivals so that I could protect my precious creation from such humiliation. That is why I must host the game "Professor -Know-It-All", but really you could say that I am the star of the game, since I am the one that interacts with the audience.
| Meet Professor I.N. Stein, the most intelligent being on the planet.
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